James Olsen
Crab Staff Writer
ANNAPOLIS – In an attempt to make lemonade out of the bitterness of the BGE rate increase that looms over much Maryland this summer, Governor Bob Ehrlich is planning a new “get in shape” initiative that is set to take place in low-income neighborhoods around the state. While this has not been announced yet, sources claim that the plan involves the use of pedal powered generators that can produce electricity to a home when pedaled fast enough.
“The plan is to purchase these generators and loan them to low-income households as a substitute to public electricity,” the source said on the condition of anonymity. “The goal is to be able to provide a free energy source to these households while providing a good opportunity for someone to pedal these generators enough to get themselves in good physical shape.”
Although nobody from the Governor’s office was available for comment, the political implications of this secret plan have already drawn the attention and analysis from several political experts on both sides of the aisle.
“This is absolute nonsense,” said one democratic consultant. “What about at night time when air conditioning is most needed? Are people going to pedal all night long?”
Republican political operatives sang a different tune about the potential plan.
“Ben Franklin said that every problem is an opportunity in disguise and the Governor would be following that philosophy to a 'T',” said one republican consultant. “This will ease the pressure of rising electricity prices while tackling the issue of obesity in the state.”
While it is unknown if this plan will ever materialize or even be suggested by the Governor, residents are furious that it would even be talked about.
“How about protecting the people instead of BGE?” asked Michelle of West Baltimore. “How about keeping the company from ripping off the working class and working poor? I mean, next thing you know the price of bread, corn and milk will rise 72% overnight.”
A Public Service Commission regulating the food industry does not exist, yet.
Crab Staff Writer
ANNAPOLIS – In an attempt to make lemonade out of the bitterness of the BGE rate increase that looms over much Maryland this summer, Governor Bob Ehrlich is planning a new “get in shape” initiative that is set to take place in low-income neighborhoods around the state. While this has not been announced yet, sources claim that the plan involves the use of pedal powered generators that can produce electricity to a home when pedaled fast enough.
“The plan is to purchase these generators and loan them to low-income households as a substitute to public electricity,” the source said on the condition of anonymity. “The goal is to be able to provide a free energy source to these households while providing a good opportunity for someone to pedal these generators enough to get themselves in good physical shape.”
Although nobody from the Governor’s office was available for comment, the political implications of this secret plan have already drawn the attention and analysis from several political experts on both sides of the aisle.
“This is absolute nonsense,” said one democratic consultant. “What about at night time when air conditioning is most needed? Are people going to pedal all night long?”
Republican political operatives sang a different tune about the potential plan.
“Ben Franklin said that every problem is an opportunity in disguise and the Governor would be following that philosophy to a 'T',” said one republican consultant. “This will ease the pressure of rising electricity prices while tackling the issue of obesity in the state.”
While it is unknown if this plan will ever materialize or even be suggested by the Governor, residents are furious that it would even be talked about.
“How about protecting the people instead of BGE?” asked Michelle of West Baltimore. “How about keeping the company from ripping off the working class and working poor? I mean, next thing you know the price of bread, corn and milk will rise 72% overnight.”
A Public Service Commission regulating the food industry does not exist, yet.